On December 24th, 1922, the “Weekly Dispatch” carried a Christmas ghost story narrated by the wonderfully named Alexander Peregrine Fuller-Acland Hood, Lord St. Audries. It is described as a genuine experience of his, but it is certainly colorful enough to fit in with any fictional collection of spooks and apparitions:
Do you believe in ghosts ? Or are you one of those fortunate persons who have no fear of the unseen? Or, again, do you belong to the great majority who keep an open mind, but who like to feel on Christmas Eve that, after all, just round the corner, in the mysterious darkness, something might happen?...
I believe in ghosts, and not only on Christmas Eve, for it was a perfect summer evening, in July, 1920, tranquil and moonlit, that the astounding experience befell me, which the editor of The Weekly Dispatch has requested me to relate.
I was staying in Devonshire with an old Oxford friend who had taken orders. I had been living a delightful, care-free existence in the open air, bathing and playing tennis, in fact, doing everything but think of ghosts.
Then one night at dinner the conversation turned, as it often does, to the psychic, and the usual discussion took place. Paul, my Oxford friend, had been reading stories by Algernon Blackwood, and was still deeply affected by the impression they had made on him. His brother Philip, a clever, cool-headed young man, who was spending his long vacation at home, openly scoffed at his foolishness, and a keen argument took place.
Finally Paul leaned forward and said: "Well, we have an opportunity of testing all these theories." I asked him what he meant.
And then he explained. Not a mile away, on the farthest side of the hill, standing off the road in a desolate and overgrown garden, was a house which I had often noticed. We will call it Weir Court (not its correct name). This house has been empty for years. It had an evil reputation. Grass had grown thick on the deserted drive, bats had built their nests in the blank windows, the roof had fallen in, making the top floor unapproachable. But no workmen would venture to repair the roof, and, though the house was for sale, no tenant could be found for it.
"Why not go there and see and test for yourselves?"
The question came from Philip, who did not believe anything he had not thoroughly tested for himself. And something in his tone of cool scepticism made me feel that I should like to take him at his word.
And so it came that eventually, at about ten o'clock, we set out. The night was very still, with that luxuriant beauty that one associated with a Devonshire midsummer. We must have looked a strange trio as we walked along the lonely road, Paul with a candle and matches in his hand and a crucifix in his pocket, Philip swinging a stick and whistling an air from "Mignon," myself wondering what was in store for us.
"Here we are," said Paul, after we had been walking about twenty minutes.
I shall never forget the strange and sinister appearance of that house. It stood back from the roads in a garden tangled with undergrowth, the plaster was falling from the walls, and not even the moonlight could give any glamour to its gaunt nakedness.
To enter the house it was necessary to climb a high gate, to go down some steep area steps, and to skirt the outside until one arrived at the front. It was then possible to enter by means of a window giving into the basement.
This we accomplished. The window was old and without a sash, and I remember that Paul decided to prop it up with a stick, " in case anyone wants to come out in a hurry." It was lucky that he did so.
We stepped into the basement, Paul holding the candle. Never was there such a scene of desolation. Plaster had fallen from the ceiling and the floor was littered with rubble, so that it was impossible to move one's foot even an inch without waking the echoes-a point I would ask you to remember.
"This way," said Paul, pointing to the stairs. We went up the stairs, which were rickety but safe, and found ourselves in a large hall.
Our first plan was to examine the house thoroughly. It was right at the beginning of this examination that what I may term the prelude to the adventure took place. We had been to the front room and had looked over every nook and cranny, Philip keeping up a running fire of conversation, which was, in some ways, rather comforting. And then suddenly he stopped. I looked at him. His face was dead white and over part of it there seemed to be creeping a shadow. Then he spoke, in a blank, expressionless voice :
"The candle-quick-the candle," and he staggered down the stairs. We found him in a state of collapse outside.
.This is Philip's account, which he has written for me:
"To tell the honest truth, I was bored with the whole proceeding. I did not believe in psychic phenomena, and considered it foolish to waste a wonderful evening in tramping round an old house. And so when we started to examine the rooms I admit that I treated the whole thing as a joke.
"When we came out into the hall I was thinking, to be quite precise, of the foreign policy of Queen Elizabeth, in which I was specialising at the moment. Then suddenly I felt what I can only describe as an anæsthetic. I have had several operations for my throat in the past, and each one has always affected me in precisely a similar way. That is to say, a black film has gradually stolen over my brain, from left to right. The right half of my brain remains active till the last; the left is gradually paralysed.
"To the smallest detail this was what happened then. It was so sudden that it took me completely by surprise. I had just enough presence of mind to get out before I collapsed. For I knew that the whole trouble came from a small room on the right down the corridor at the end of the hall.
"I have no explanations to offer."
That is the account of Philip, the confirmed sceptic.
Naturally, after what had happened, we felt trepidation about leaving Philip. However, he affirmed after a few minutes that he felt perfectly all right as long as he remained in the garden." Nothing would induce him to go back to the house. Paul and I returned with the candle in order to search the house from top to bottom. This we did with absolute thoroughness. Not a cupboard, not a crack in the wall escaped us. We paid particular attention to the little room from which Philip said the evil influence emanated. It was bare, desolate, and unromantic, with a few shreds of dirty green paper hanging from the walls.
We, therefore, went out again, empty-handed. Then I determined, by what irresistible force I do not know, to return. Something called me. Philip's experience had made me feel that, after all, there were things to discover in that house. On the other hand Paul, I imagined, whether on account of his mentality or on account of the crucifix which he carried, was not a good " subject."
Of course they endeavoured to dissuade me. However, I persisted, and it was arranged that I should whistle from time to time to show that I was still alive, and that they should whistle back.
I took the candle and gingerly climbed back through the window. I admit that I felt a little creepy as I ascended the silent stairs and heard the voices of my friends drift farther and farther away. But as I entered the hall, a broken patch of moonlight fell on the floor through the cracked roof and reminded me of the sane, wholesome world outside.
I should here point out that not only was the house empty (our search had been meticulous) but that there was no possibility of anybody entering it without passing Paul and Philip, and, in any case, without making a considerable noise on the rubbled floor.
I sat down at the bottom of the stairs--it was the only place to sit--and waited. There was absolute silence. Opposite me were the two large front rooms, and to the right of them a corridor onto which gave the small room from which I had felt all the evil influences coming. The door of the room, which was some twenty feet away, I watched intently.
I buried my head in my hands and fell to wondering what type of people had inhabited this strange house in the past. Weird tales ran through my brain of some of the things which had been seen here which Paul had told me as we walked along, tales of a strange man who had been the last tenant, and who had never ventured outside, but had taken in provisions through the door with his white hands--long, thin, with fingers pale as death. And how those hands had been seen on the wall, tapping, tapping.
I pulled myself together and thought of more cheerful things. I whistled again, the echoes resounding shrilly against the cold walls. From outside came the answering whistle. That reassured me and I turned my attention again to the little room.
Suddenly I felt that all was not well. Somebody, something, was trying to make me go away. The air was charged with a hostile influence. I knew I was not wanted. And I knew that the force came from the little room with the open door down the corridor which I was watching.
I leant forward and looked into the semi-darkness. As I looked I felt, as though it were a keen wind, this influence growing stronger and stronger. I summoned every effort of will power and tried to rise to my feet.
It happened. Out of the door, down the dark passage, something rushed, like an immense bat, towards me. I say something, because in the few seconds in which the episode lasted I had no time to see clearly. It was black from head to foot, and it seemed to be built in the form of a very powerful man. But two things made me know that it was no human being that sprang towards me. First, I could see no face. There was just a hideous blank, that was all. And secondly, though it came with huge leaps over the rough, rubbled floor, it made no noise. There was absolute silence all the time.
Now, I am not a small man. As a matter of fact, I am six foot two in my socks, and I think I may say that I am built in proportion to my size. Moreover, I was in the best of condition, and seated as I was in a defensive position, I think I may say that it would have taken a pretty powerful man to knock me over.
But when this thing dashed out I was struck backwards with an irresistible force. And as I fell I felt a sensation of incredible evil, as though the forces of Hell were conspiring against me. And with it something warm, not physically warm, but with a psychic warmth that cloyed and enveloped.
The rest is told in a few words. For a moment the whole world was blank, and then I found myself fighting, struggling with I know not what, down the steep stairs. Who or what it was, if it was one or two or a dozen, I do not know. All I know is that I saw nothing, and that I just managed to fight my way outside, where I sank down onto the grass.
The rest is best told by Paul, from whose written narrative I quote.
"When Lord St. Audries first went into the house we naturally felt somewhat anxious as to what would happen. After all, he was our guest, and after my brother's experience I did not feel that I was justified in letting him go in alone. However, when he whistled I felt reassured. I whistled back and waited with interest but without fear.
"I think about a quarter-of-an-hour must have passed without anything uncanny happening. I was just about to turn to my brother to suggest that we should call him back and go home, when something so extraordinary happened that I must narrate it in detail.
"The night was absolutely windless. That is an important point. I noticed that a tall belt of poplar trees at the end of the garden were without movement of any sort. It therefore follows that what we heard and felt was, whatever else it may have been, not wind.
"With absolute suddenness, sweeping over our heads, something came. I could not call it a wind, though I felt it. I could not call it a noise, though there was in one's ears a sensation of rushing. A second afterwards there came from the house one of the most terrible cries I have ever imagined, as though somebody had been violently stabbed in the back. It was Lord St. Audries' voice and was followed by the sound of a heavy crash.
"Aghast, I turned to my brother. He rushed to the entrance. Then we realised that we could not get in, for the place was pitch dark, and so blocked up that it was quite impossible to force an entry. A cloud had drifted over the moon, and it was impossible to find our way through the wreckage of the basement without a candle.
"We therefore ran at full speed to the neighbouring house, whose tenants I fortunately knew, in order to obtain a light. As we vaulted the gate the whole house resounded with violent shocks and shouts.
"We secured the candle and tore back. The noise in the house was indescribable. And then it suddenly ceased and we saw Lord St. Audries advancing towards us, covered with dirt and plaster."
That is Paul's narrative.
I offer no explanation for this story beyond saying that it is true in every detail. However, the following points may be of interest:
(1) It has transpired that the small room which was the centre of the trouble was once a bathroom in which some fifty years ago a particularly atrocious murder had been committed by a semi-insane doctor who had afterwards committed suicide.
(2) No dog will venture into the garden of the house, and many refuse even to pass it.
(3) On the next night to my experience (at midnight to be precise) the inhabitants of the neighbouring house, who are also confirmed sceptics, were awakened by the sound of a violent report which, they allege, came from "Weir Court."
The house is still standing there and it remains without a tenant.