![]() |
| Via Newspapers.com |
Mysterious showers of stones are a tiresomely common Fortean phenomenon, but inexplicable egg falls are unusual enough to pique my interest. The “Reading [England] Post,” December 11, 1974:
Flying eggs are bombarding a school in Wokingham in what must be the strangest unsolved mystery of the year. For over the past two weeks, white chickens' eggs have been 'shelling' the Keep Hatch primary school in Ashridge Road, and no-one knows where they come from, though one theory is that crows are stealing the eggs from farms and jettisoning them in flight. The ordinary standard eggs have smashed on cars parked in the road, on houses, splattered over fencing and come near to scrambling on peoples' heads. It's not the first time that Keep Hatch school has been supplied with "free' eggs. Last year, the same thing happened--and some mums are blaming aircraft for the "bombing." Five eggs landed undamaged on grass one day this week, and mothers taking their children to school in the morning have seen the eggs dropping vertically from the sky.
Now the school caretaker, Mr. Derek Dare, is investigating and keeping an egg watch until he comes up with some answers.
"People may think we are imagining things, but we know what is happening and no-one can explain it," said Mr. Dare.
Yesterday, at least ten mothers told of their egg sightings over the past two weeks. Mother of two, Mrs. Jean Simpson, of Whaley Road, said: "I was standing near some grass, talking to another mum, when I heard a terrific thud. "It made me jump, it was so loud. I looked round and saw this egg on the grass, unbroken. I have seen eggs splattered on the road, and I have seen them coming down. I know it sounds ridiculous, but it is absolutely true."
And Mrs Ann Norman, of Budges Road, said: "The eggs must drop from a great height, because of the noise they make when they land. I reckon they are dropping from aircraft because when I saw one fall, an aeroplane was flying overhead."
Eleven-year-old Trevor Agar, of Barrett Crescent, and his friend, David Thomas, 10, of Pigott Road, heard several thuds on their way to school one morning.
"We jumped over a fence and found five eggs scattered on the grass. They were dropping from the sky. It was quite frightening, really," said Trevor.
Despite the egg jokes, caretaker Mr. Dare is taking the bombardment seriously. "It's very funny, but I am worried that an egg might hit one of the small children on the head. It could be dangerous if they are dropping from high up in the sky. They must come down a long way because they are freezing cold when you pick them up off the ground," he said.
Keep Hatch headmistress, Mrs. Eileen Thomson, said: "It's a mystery, but I can't believe that aircraft are jettisoning eggs. We are all baffled."
A spokesman for the Civil Aviation Authority at Heston, Middlesex, said: "I think someone is imagining things." He explained that modern aircraft were "sealed units and that it was extremely unlikely that eggs could be dropped from a high-flying plane. Added the spokesman: "It's the first time we have ever had such a weird complaint. People moan about bits dropping off aircraft or fuel being jettisoned, but never have aircraft been blamed for dropping eggs. The days of miracles have come."
Two other theories are that young children could be raiding mum's fridge, or that crows are stealing eggs from nearby chicken farms and dropping them over the school. A spokesman for Berkshire County Council said if there were serious complaints, the matter would be investigated.
Two days later, the same newspaper carried an unsatisfactory follow-up:
Another Berkshire resident has under shellfire . . . from mystery eggs.
Earley hairdresser Peter Jones is the second person this week to report eggs falling from the sky.
Many readers must have felt that story on Wednesday--that flying eggs were bombarding Keep Hatch School, Ashridge Road, Wokingham--was merely a three-minute wonder.
But we weren't joking. Yesterday, Mr. Jones, 31, from Launcestone Close, Earley, came up with another example.
“The last one,” he said, “was at the weekend, when an egg came from the right, flew across the garden, and landed two doors away. Before that we had a lot of them. It started about three weeks ago, and I didn’t take much notice. Then one night three or four of them landed in the garden and smashed. In all, we must have had a dozen. They’ve all been raw, and one didn’t break because it landed on the grass. I really don’t know where they came from.”
All his theories so far have fallen down. Ducks’ eggs, maybe, since he lives close to a lake. Problem--no ducks overhead. And, anyway, says Mr. Jones, “their aim’s too good. They couldn’t be dead-eye ducks all the time.”
Other neighbours, say Mr. Jones, have also reported eggs in the garden. In all cases, they’ve been white, hen-type eggs.
Mr. Jones is now wondering if he can put the eggs to good use. “I don’t use egg shampoo at the salon," he says, “but I thought I might put some foam rubber on the lawn and try to catch them intact. And if pigs could fly, we might get a few rashers, too…”
I couldn’t discover if the mystery was ever solved.







