"...we should pass over all biographies of 'the good and the great,' while we search carefully the slight records of wretches who died in prison, in Bedlam, or upon the gallows."
~Edgar Allan Poe

Friday, May 1, 2026

Weekend Link Dump

 



Welcome to this week's Link Dump!

ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?



Why you wouldn't want to be punished by a pirate.

Why you wouldn't want to see a supervolcano erupt.

The mystery of the 115,000 year old human footprints.

The mystery of the undersea "Bloop."  Related:  The ocean contains all sorts of creepy stuff.

A chair that may have belonged to Anne Boleyn.

How nuns helped create a fertility drug.

The "Neolithic revolution" is about to be rewritten.

You never know where you might find a copy of the "Iliad."

A new discovery at the "world's first village."

Well, get set to rewrite ancient history.  Again.

An 1831 disaster at sea.

Let's face it, Picasso was a very unpleasant human being.

Fairies and raising the dead in 19th century Ireland.

Are birds more afraid of women than men?

A still-unsolved cipher.

Things are weird on Mars, Exhibit A.

Things are weird on Mars, Exhibit B.

The orcas who helped humans hunt whales.

A restaurant where you can get a vegan lunch and adopt a cat.  That's what I call one-stop shopping.

Queen Mary Tudor's map collection.

America's animal mayors.

Why some rises are "meteoric."

Before Etsy witches, there was mail-order magic.

An English gentleman on the make in Constantinople.

What Julius Caesar really said just before his death.

The latest weather report from Jupiter is a doozy.

Storytelling from 100,000 years ago?

The phrenology fad.

The city that danced itself to death.

A woman's unsolved murder.

The good old days, when giant octopuses ate dinosaurs.

A glimpse of medieval Scottish dentistry.

The business of 19th century post-mortem hair dressing.

The "Stonehenge of the Amazon."

Don't underestimate ancient medicine.

An aristocratic sex scandal.

Some recipes from 1715.

The 1864 Battle of Heligoland.

That's all for this week!  See you on Monday, when we'll land at a very, very strange airport.  In the meantime, here's Custer LaRue.

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Newspaper Clipping of the Day

Via Newspapers.com



One is continually reminded that Life likes to play little pranks on us.  The “Idaho Statesman,” November 12, 1947:

BOSTON (UP)-Being alive on his 65th birthday Tuesday meant that Allan Sharpe of Boston had lost a $10 bet--a wager he was very pleased to have lost. 

Ten years ago he learned he was suffering from heart disease. The doctor told Sharpe he needed rest--a lot of rest. But Sharpe also needed his job--he told the doctor he would go on working until he reached retirement age. 

"Of course, I'll never live that long,” he said. "I'd have to live until I was 65 to retire and I'll never make it. I'll bet you $10 I'm dead before I'm 65." 

The doctor tried to encourage him: 

"I have a hunch you'll be all right," he told Sharpe, "I'll take that bet." 

So, Tuesday Sharpe was up early. It was a great day. It marked the beginning of his retirement from the Boston Edison Co. 

"First thing I'm going to do is mail the doctor the $10," Sharpe told his wife.  "I'm going right out to do it now."

On the way to the mailbox he dropped in the neighborhood drug store to see his old friend Christopher Cirullo. 

"This is my birthday and I'm still alive," he told the druggist jubilantly. "The doctor won. I'm on my way to pay the debt." 

Sharpe went to the mailbox in front of the drug store and mailed the letter. Then he hurried home, dashed up the three flights of stairs to his apartment and dropped dead.

I wonder if the doctor felt he had won or lost the bet.

Monday, April 27, 2026

A Dog's Life

In the not-so-good old days, it was not rare for animals to be put on trial for crimes, usually witchcraft or murder, and summarily executed.  As dreadful as these events were, one at least has the comfort of knowing that in modern times, we have rejected such barbarism.

That assumption, unfortunately, is not entirely correct.  In 1930s America, newspapers eagerly covered the grim story of a dog who faced a death sentence for first-degree murder.

On July 4, 1936, 14-year-old Maxwell Breeze and some friends were celebrating Independence Day by going for a swim in the Erie Canal in Brockport, New York.  A nine-month-old part-Airdale, part German Shepherd dog named Idaho decided to join in the fun.  The animal leaped into the canal and swam over to Maxwell, clinging to the boy’s back.  Tragically, the dog’s weight was too much for the boy.  Before anyone could come to his assistance, Maxwell, unable to free himself, drowned.

Maxwell’s parents, in their shock and grief, refused to see their son’s death as a horrible accident, but as a homicide.  They insisted that Idaho was a dangerous animal who had to immediately be shot.  The dog’s owner, Victor Fortune, indignantly refused.  He stated that there was nothing vicious about his pet.  Idaho had certainly not meant harm to young Maxwell, or anyone else for that matter.  The Breezes responded by bringing a civil suit against Fortune.

On July 20, all interested parties met to give testimony before Police Justice Homer Benedict.  Donald Duff, one of the boys who was swimming with Maxwell that fatal day, told Justice Benedict that the dog had “Just tried to climb on Max’s back.”  When asked if Maxwell had been playing with Idaho before going into the canal, Donald replied, “No.”  

Donald went on to say that when Idaho climbed on top of Maxwell, the boy became frightened and yelled, “The dog’s after me.  Help.”  Another boy named Paul Hamlin swam out to rescue Maxwell, but Idaho began trying to climb on him.  By the time Paul had extricated himself from the dog, it was too late for the Breeze boy.

A young man named Daniel Houghton testified that on two separate occasions while he was swimming in the canal, Idaho had assaulted him as well.

Victor Fortune, acting as his dog’s informal lead defense attorney, countered by saying that Idaho was just a mischievous, but well-meaning dog.  Victor’s father George asserted that Idaho had not even been the dog in the canal with Maxwell.  He asserted that at the time of the drowning, he and Idaho had been sitting on the Fortune front porch.

Since the tragedy, Idaho, in accordance with New York state law, had been boarded at the Rochester Dog Protective Association, in order for veterinarians to judge for themselves whether or not the dog was violent.  Mary Foubister, the Association’s secretary, asked Justice Benedict for a two-week postponement of the legal proceedings so that they would have time to fully evaluate the animal.  He agreed.

By this time, the fight over Idaho’s life had generated nationwide newspaper headlines.  Editorials were published arguing the pros and cons of the case.  One paper described the dispute as “the most spectacular case involving a dog in the history of criminal law.”  Local entrepreneurs began selling copies of the dog’s paw prints at $100 a set.  Idaho became so famous, the shelter that was serving as his temporary prison had to hire a bodyguard for him.  It was feared that someone would try to steal the four-legged celebrity.  When a Moscow, Idaho resident named Carl Hoisington heard of the story, he became convinced that Idaho was the same dog who had been stolen from his brother-in-law in Idaho Falls.  Victor Fortune, however, insisted that Idaho had been one of a litter of puppies that he had cared for while working at a Civilian Conservation Corps camp in Salmon, Idaho.  Since we hear nothing more of Mr. Hoisington and his dognapping claims, it is presumed that he was proved to have been mistaken.  Another side issue arose when it was speculated that another local dog, a three-year-old named Rex, was actually the canine who had been responsible for Maxwell’s death.  However, this effort to provide Idaho with an alibi does not appear to have been taken very seriously.

Dog lovers across the country had sent Fortune unsolicited cash donations, which were used to hire the services of a real lawyer, one Harry A. Sessions.  In the meantime, dog experts at the shelter subjected Idaho to a series of tests to determine his potential for viciousness.  They concluded that he was just a friendly, playful puppy who didn’t know his own strength.  Under a veterinarian’s supervision, a local newspaper reporter named Martin Gagie joined Idaho in the canal for an experimental swim.  Afterwards, Gagie stated, “Idaho enjoys the water immensely.  I am convinced he meant no harm when he played tag with me in the murky waters of the canal.  However, he weighs fifty pounds and, even in play, is rough.  I got several scratches, but there was no hint of viciousness as he pawed me.  He was just a big, rough puppy enjoying a swim to the utmost.”  It was pointed out that Maxwell’s body bore no scratches or claw marks from the dog.  This suggested that Idaho did not force the boy under water.  It was theorized that perhaps Maxwell drowned because he became panic-stricken, or simply developed a cramp.

Maxwell Breeze’s mother Anne was not convinced.  She wrote to a newspaper, “My boy Maxie is dead, the victim of a dangerous mongrel dog.  I believe that dog was Idaho, and I demand that he be killed.” she wrote.  She added angrily, “If the people of this country who are not parents continue, as they have in this case, to place the life of a mongrel dog above the life of a happy, healthy child, then it is time that all mothers give up the task of bringing up children.”

Both sides in the dispute met again before Justice Benedict on August 5.  Over three hundred journalists and curious spectators joined them.  Idaho himself--thankfully unaware that his life was on the line--seemed bored with the proceedings.  He napped through most of the hearing.

After listening to all the testimony, Benedict did his best to mix justice with mercy.  Instead of the death penalty requested by the Breezes, he decreed that Idaho should be returned to his owner to serve a sentence of twenty-six months of house arrest.  He warned Fortune that if the dog was not confined, Idaho would be killed by a peace officer.

"Palm Beach Post," August 16, 1936, via Newspapers.com


The crowd was overjoyed by the verdict, with the notable exception of Anne Breeze.  Maxwell’s mother snapped to reporters, “They’re going to let that dog around loose and it’ll kill someone else.  That dog killed my poor son, the only thing that I had.  If I had a gun, I’d shoot it myself.”

In accordance with the court’s order, Idaho spent the next two years chained up in Fortune’s yard.  During this period, he made two brief escapes, but both times he returned home on his own before Victor and his mother even had a chance to run after him.  

Idaho may have been a dangerous swimming buddy, but he was at heart a Good Boy.

As a result of a petition filed by the Rochester Dog Protective Association, on September 19, 1938, New York Supreme Court Justice William Love signed a court order giving Idaho a full and unconditional pardon, 12 days before his sentence ended.  Sadly, the dog did not enjoy his freedom for long.  On January 12, 1939, Victor’s brother Jack took Idaho with him for a hike near Route 31.  While doing so, Idaho began chasing after a cat.  He ran into the highway, where he was fatally struck by a car.  The hit-and-run driver was never identified.

Anne Breeze probably celebrated the news.

Friday, April 24, 2026

Weekend Link Dump

 



Welcome to this Friday's Link Dump!

Our host for this week is the one-and-only Goody Two-Shoes!


The power of pregnant medieval queens.

A possible serial killer in 1890s New York.

Decoding some political gossip from medieval Britain.

The latest research on the Antikythera Mechanism.

Is Shakespeare's grave missing his skull?

Solving the mystery of Antarctica's ice.

Possible evidence of Noah's Ark.

A benevolent werewolf.

A medieval earl's "unfortunate career."

Cremation in 1890s San Francisco.

A set of kitchen knives from 1,500 years ago.

That time when the Americans saved Hideki Tojo's life.  And then hanged him.

Fake news is old news.

A Gateway to Hell in the Czech Republic.

A significant literary editor.

Wooden tools from 430,000 years ago.

The myths surrounding Nicholas II.

The origins of the expression "making the cut."

The latest information about Neanderthal babies.

The science of near-death experiences.

How 1920s Hollywood went around the world without leaving California.

A look at Maya dentistry.

That's it for this week!  See you on Monday, when we'll look at the time a dog stood trial for murder.  In the meantime, here's a traditional Irish song.

Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Newspaper Clipping of the Day

Via Newspapers.com

 


Here is just one of those minor little oddities that help keep life on this earth from getting too dull.  The “Boston Globe,” December 17, 1928:

SANTA BARBARA, Calif, Dec 16 (A.P.) -There may be sermons in stones and books in the running brooks, but it was left for a Santa Barbara woman to reveal today that there is a Schubert melody in a pan of boiling vegetables. 

As the hoarse voice of a radio announcer burst through the kitchen steam of a quiet home here, and the strains of "Ave Maria" filtered from a pan of beans simmering on the electric range, the housewife might have been excused had she exhibited a touch of nervousness, because there wasn't a radio set anywhere in the house. 

But she didn't. She approached the range in a scientific spirit and stirred the beans vigorously.  In answer a whole chorus burst into a hunting song, followed by a crooning plantation melody. 

Radio experts admitted they were baffled by the phenomenon, but pointed out that music has been heard in hot air shafts connected with electric furnaces. The bottom of the pan might have acted as a diaphragm and reproduced a radio program picked up inductively by the electric power line, they added.

Believe it or not, on December 30 the “Red Bluff Sentinel” carried a sequel of sorts:

SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 29.-And a radio program came right out of the lamp! 

Mrs. Wilmot Williams, San Francisco housewife. reported yesterday that she received a radio program from the parchment shade of her bedside lamp when she turned the switch.

An authenticated instance of radio music received from the element of an electric stove was reported in Santa Barbara this month when a housewife there heard a program through a pan of simmering beans.

There was just music in the air in late-1928 California, I guess.

Monday, April 20, 2026

The Groaning Tree of Baddesley

Eugène Bléry, "The Elm Tree"





I always enjoy when someone manages to gain fame through unconventional and imaginative methods, so if an elm tree manages to put itself into the history books by moaning and wailing like a maniac, I say, “Congratulations!” and invite the voluble hunk of wood into the hallowed halls of Strange Company.

Our story takes place in the English village of Baddesley.  One day around 1750, a cottager living near the center of the village began frequently hearing an alarming noise behind his house, like that of someone screaming in agony.  The man’s wife, who was then bedridden, was so frightened by the sounds that he tried to persuade her that they were just hearing stags bellowing in the nearby New Forest.  However, eventually all his neighbors began hearing the cries, and all agreed that something extremely odd was going on.  The sounds were soon traced to an elm growing at the end of the man’s garden.  It was a young, healthy tree, seemingly normal in every way.  It really had no business wailing like a banshee, but there you are.

Within a few weeks, the mysteriously mournful tree had become a celebrity.  It attracted visitors from all across England, including the then-Prince and Princess of Wales.  The villagers were convinced that something supernatural was going on--perhaps the Devil had decided to take up residence in the elm--but this theory was, naturally, scoffed at by naturalists and other “experts.”  However, the men of science couldn’t come up with a better explanation for what was going on.  Any possible cause they thought of--water that had collected in the tree, or friction between the roots, or trapped air bubbles--seemed ridiculously inadequate.  All anyone could determine was that the elm seemed to groan the most when the weather was clear and frosty, and the least when it was wet.  The sounds seemed to originate from the roots.

The tree kept up its moans and groans for nearly two years, until the owner of the property where the elm was growing, a man named Forbes, decided to take the direct approach.  In an effort to determine the cause of the sounds, he bored a hole in the elm’s trunk.  Although this act of willful arborcide failed to solve the mystery, it did manage to shut the tree up.  It never made those uncanny wails again.

Eventually the tree was uprooted, in the hope that this would reveal the cause of the unsettling sounds, but this too was a failure.  The famed Groaning Tree of Baddesley, to all appearances, was a perfectly ordinary elm…except it demonstrably was not.

Friday, April 17, 2026

Weekend Link Dump

 


It's time for this week's Link Dump!

Let's dance!



That time when an English village was terrorized by a giant rabbit.

How the Declaration of Independence made the news.

The socialite and the "Titanic orphans."

The last victim of the Berlin Wall.

Remembering the American Soapbox.

Life on one of Lord Nelson's 32-pounders.

The hidden communication of animals.

British fairies, meet Indian changelings.

3I/Atlas is still weird, and is now hosing down the universe.

Wild animals in the big city.

A brief history of England's Hat Wars.

The Winged Cat of Pinesville.

A stool pigeon cat.

The once-fashionable city of Spa.

Pilgrims vs. a Maypole.

Some vintage Cockney Cats.

1884 funeral fashions.

A brief history of Moon Pies.

Two Ohio disappearances.

A murder in rural Pennsylvania.

A particularly controversial UFO account.

A look at medieval fast food.

That's all for this week!  See you on Monday, when we'll look at a very, very weird tree.  In the meantime, here's Ensemble Unicorn.