"...we should pass over all biographies of 'the good and the great,' while we search carefully the slight records of wretches who died in prison, in Bedlam, or upon the gallows."
~Edgar Allan Poe

Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Newspaper Clipping of the Day

Via Newspapers.com



A brief news item, but the headline was not to be resisted.  The “South Wales Argus,” June 14, 1950:

Bracquegnies, Belgium--A Belgian woman, on honeymoon here, said to-day that a ghost with a hair-do like Mistinguette, had torn her nightdress.

“It had a saucer eyes, a hooked nose, and a crooked chin,” said 20-year-old Madame Marie de Roeck-Bonvarlet.

Her husband, 22-year-old miner Hector de Roeck-Bonvarlet, added:  “I am going scatty.  I live in a constant sweat and change my pyjamas three times a night.”

The couple are not the only ones to have seen the ghost.

The village priest spent a night in the haunted house trying to solve the mystery, and said afterwards: "I was scratched by an invisible hand."

Monsieur Duret, Burgomaster of this town, is organizing ghost-hunts assisted by most of the 9,000 population.

Hector said the ghost walks from just after midnight until 4 a.m. It starts by grabbing people by the throat and kicking their bodies as they lie in bed. Tonight the young couple will go to bed with doors and windows barred while villagers mount guard outside.

This sounded like it had the potential to be a first-rate haunting, but, alas, the story seems to have quickly disappeared from my available newspapers.

Monday, February 17, 2025

Here She Comes, Miss America






In 1838, American high society was greatly enlivened by a delightful young Italian visitor, America Vespucci, a direct descendant of the man who gave his name to their country.  Her story captured hearts and filled newspaper columns:  She had been strictly raised in a Florentine convent, but when, at the age of seventeen, she had been forced to serve as maid of honor to the Grand Duchess of Tuscany, she rebelled and joined “La Jeune Italie,” a secret society dedicated to Italian independence.  She even saw battle in 1832, conducting herself “with great gallantry,” and suffering a severe injury at the hands of an Austrian dragoon.

After being exiled for her political activities, she found refuge at the court of France.  And now, this exotic, lovely young woman was in the United States seeking citizenship and a grant of land where she might finally have a permanent home after all her adventures.

She became an instant sensation among the political and social leaders of Washington, D.C., attending casual gatherings and formal state dinners where she entranced everyone with her beauty and sparkling charm.  She was described as “of fine features, symmetrically formed, of the perfect Italian style of beauty, with more of Juno’s characteristics than of Venus’ peculiarities in its excellency.  Her figure was commanding, full, strongly set up, and finely moulded.”  Her eyes were “wonderfully brilliant,” and her hair “black as jet and of extraordinary length and abundance.”  The Countess of Blessington described her conversation as “interesting and original, full of animation…She possesses a certain wild, unsteady energy and cleverness…tormented with a constant desire to excite attention.”

Under the influence of that commanding figure and brilliant eye, Senator Thomas Hart Benton was helpless.  He personally presented the Senate with a petition on her behalf.  “She is without a country, without fortune, and without protection,” he declared.  “She asks that we grant her a corner of the land which bears the name of her glorious forebear, and for the right of citizenship among those who call themselves Americans.”

Alas, the relevant Senate committees ruled against her request as being without precedent, but they suggested she instead present her case to the American people.  Surely, such “generous, patriotic, and enlightened people” would help her in the way that Congress was formally forbidden to do.

The people did not fail to respond.  Washingtonians—from Congressmen to Supreme Court justices—started a fund for a national movement to raise the money she needed to start her new life in America.  She went on a lengthy tour of all the major cities in the country, captivating everyone she saw.  “Her path,” a contemporary wrote, “was strewn with roses, open hands, and confiding hearts.”  An obviously smitten man who met Vespucci in New Orleans compared her to Cleopatra.  America was “the most accomplished, elegant, and interesting woman that ever landed on this continent since the days of her great ancestor…her discourse seemed to be composed of ‘thoughts that breathe and words that burn.’”  He went on to describe her as a “union of high birth, mental power, lofty aspirations, and generous impulses, blended with refinement of manners, and the whole crowned by the utmost affability and kindness…there was no throne in Europe, which she would not elevate by her wisdom.”  

Vespucci seemed well on her way to becoming a national icon when, in the spring of 1840, she suddenly sailed for Europe with the startling announcement that she did not want any money that was not “a national gift.”

The “New York Evening Star” did not take this ingratitude lightly.  They retaliated with a bitter exposĂ© of this strange visitor, alleging that she had had a scandalous affair with the Duke of Orleans, which caused the French royal family to engineer this tour of the U.S. just to get her safely out of the way.  “It would have been a rare joke indeed,” they snorted, if she had actually gotten Congress to fall for her hoaxes.

However, America had not seen the last of America.  She landed in Boston in November of 1841, this time as “Contessa Helene America.”  Rather unbelievably, she turned up several days later at one of Boston’s most exclusive society balls, and no one so much as turned a hair.  Her strange initial arrival, her even stranger departure, and her just-plain-bizarre return under a new cognomen were shrugged off by one and all, and she was as adored and fĂȘted as before.

We next hear of America Vespucci—or Contessa Helene, or whoever she was at the moment—living “in a state of immoral intimacy” in Ogdensburg, New York, with a wealthy German merchant named George Parish.  A too-weird-to-be-true story—but one that many to this day insist is historical fact—says that Vespucci had become the mistress of Martin Van Buren’s playboy son John.  One night, while he was playing poker with Parish, John lost all his money, and finally put up his lady as a stake, wagering “ownership” of her on a toss of his last gold coin.  Parish won the toss, so the legend goes, and got the girl.

Whatever the initial circumstances of their union may have been, Parish and Vespucci lived together peacefully--if, in the eyes of their neighbors, sinfully--for nearly twenty years.  A local historian said Vespucci was ostracized by most of the local society, causing her to live almost reclusively, but she was someone with “a great heart,” who “was always doing things for people in distress.”  Her story was not granted a happy ending, however.  In 1856, Parish’s older brother died in Germany, and his family summoned him home to assume the family title of Baron von Leftonberg—and, of course, to find a bride worthy of his status.  There was no place in his life for an Italian mistress.  Parish agreed—whether with regret or relief is impossible to know—and packed the aging, bespectacled Vespucci off to France.  He granted her an allowance, but they never met again.

Vespucci—who apparently had genuinely loved Parish—was devastated.  It was certainly a dismal end for someone who had been such a dazzling adventuress, but the moralists held that it only served her right.  A New York paper called her “a lonely, sad, and heart-broken woman, who but for her folly might have left a glittering instead of a clouded name on the pages of history.”  She died in Paris in 1866.

The most curious thing about Vespucci’s career is that with all the raves about her charms, and the tut-tutting about her morals, it was largely ignored by her contemporaries that she had been unmasked as a brazen, if ingenious, fraud.  In the late 1840s, the American counsel in Genoa, C. Edwards Lester, began researching a book on the great explorer Amerigo Vespucci.  While interviewing Vespucci’s numerous descendants in Florence, he happened to meet Miss America’s family, who were living in genteel poverty.  And they were “deeply chagrined” by their famous relative’s “barefooted deceptions.”  It seems that her stories of her convent upbringing, her time at the court of the Grand Duchess, her role in the Italian resistance, her intimacy with the French royal family—were all just so many taradiddles.  Oh, and her real name was Elena.  

Elena, it seems, had been an “indocile and unmanageable” child who grew up to be “the mistress of some dozen men.”  Having made herself infamous at home, she “had the impudence to ask our Government for a grant of land for herself, as the only descendant of the Vespucci family.”  The name change was to make herself more attractive to patriotic Americans.  Lester published all this interesting information, but evidently few read or cared about his revelations.

And, really, why should anyone have cared?  Say what you will about America/Elena, she seems to have been a thoroughly enjoyable play-actor.  As “America Vespucci” she brought some much-needed fun to society and splendid copy for the newspapers, at no real cost to anyone.  She settled down to make Parish a devoted companion for many years, and took her eventual dismissal with dignity.  In short, she gives the impression of a woman spirited enough to seek a novel escape from a dull, limiting existence.

Congress should have given her that land grant for sheer gumption alone.

Friday, February 14, 2025

Weekend Link Dump

 

"The Witches' Cove," Follower of Jan Mandijn

Welcome to the Link Dump!  Meet our host for this week.

Yes.  It's SIR Guy to you.



Watch out for the Hugging Mollies!

Watch out for the Wood Wide Web!

Watch out for the Beast of Bray Road!

If you visit the Congo rain forest, watch out for dinosaurs!

The British Parliament and the American Revolution.

The woman who marketed Van Gogh.

Valentine's Day, Egyptian style.

The world's most depressed fast food mascot.

Why it's "dead weight."

Paranormal activity?  Or earthquakes?

The lost cities of the Amazon.

The largest known structure in the universe. No, no, it's not your local Costco, but it always seems that way to me when I'm stuck in a checkout line longer than the Great Wall of China.  But I digress.

A "romantic stabbing."

The scout and the con man.

The grave of a girl who never existed.

The Baroque adventures of Augustus the Strong.

A weird sequel to a death-bed wedding.

Robbing the King's treasury.

When government documents get lost at sea.

The mystery of the "Sunshine Lady."

The language of cows.

The painter known as the "Wild Swiss."

Pro tip: Romantic gestures made to someone you barely know seldom turn out well.

How Valentine's Day was celebrated way back when.

A 15th century Valentine's letter.

How the Middle Ages influenced modern romance.

Elvis Presley, telepathic demigod.

The Red Lipstick Murder.

The grave of a six-fingered Neolithic shaman.

A spooky castle in Scotland.

George III's secret son.

The musical that was financed by bird poop.  And, apparently, that turned out to be quite appropriate.

True-crime researchers obsess over the identity of Jack the Ripper.  Archaeologists obsess over where Alexander the Great is buried.  Good luck with all that, kids.

A mysterious murder in Maine.

A tainted tonic in Georgia.

The kidnapping of the Coors Brewery heir.

Meet the people who are so anxious to collect a parasitic fungus, they're willing to risk being struck by lightning.

That's it for this week!  See you on Monday, when we'll meet an early 19th century adventuress.  In the meantime, here's Rascal Flatts:

Wednesday, February 12, 2025

Newspaper Clipping of the Day

Via Newspapers.com


OK, kids, it’s time for more Weird Stuff in the Sky.  The “Waynesburg Republican,” January 8, 1884:


NEWCOMERSTOWN, Dec. 28.- A very singular phenomenon was observed in the heavens here last night and people are much puzzled to account for the strange occurrence. A short time after dark a large bright light appeared suddenly in the Eastern sky, a few degrees above the horizon, and started in a direct northern path. The object had the appearance of an almost square volume of white light, and in its flight across the heavens left a bright trail which lighted up the woods just east of town over which it passed so brilliantly that small trees and bushes could be observed distinctly by some of our citizens.

A very singular circumstance about the phenomenon was the remarkable slowness with which the object traversed the heavens, it being seen for a long time by several of our citizens. There have been several hypotheses as to the probable cause of this peculiar astronomical phenomenon; and some think it was an ex-inhabitant of interplanetary space, or, in other words, an aerolite; but the slowness of its passage through the atmosphere leaves abundant room to doubt the accuracy of this theory. The superstitious are troubled.

Monday, February 10, 2025

The Restless Skeleton of the Borrego Badlands

Photo via gotoborregosprings.com


Whisper in my ear that there is a U.S. State Park which has long been haunted by an enormous lantern-bearing skeleton, and, naturally, all I can do in response is hop up and down like an over-caffeinated kangaroo and shriek, “Blog post, here we come!” 

Southern California’s Borrego Badlands are ideal surroundings for bizarre folklore.  It’s a 20 mile wide, 15 mile long section of the enormous Anza-Borrego Desert State Park.  Although the area was under the sea in ancient times, today it is a mass of arid, desolate arroyos reminiscent of photos of the Martian landscape.  Having visited the place myself, I can attest that it has its charm, albeit of a stark, almost eerie fashion.

Our ghostly legend began with a prospector known as “Charley Arizona.”  Some time in the 1880s, Charley was traveling from Yuma, Arizona to San Diego.  One night, he camped near the appropriately named Superstition Mountain, about four miles southeast of Borrego.  He was awakened by the sound of his burros getting very agitated about something, and he went to see what was troubling them.  Some two hundred yards away, Charley saw a light like a lantern shining through the darkness.  Surrounding that light was a huge skeleton, about eight feet tall, staggering seemingly aimlessly through the desert.  Charley could "hear his bones a-rattlin!"  A few minutes later, the creature climbed a ridge and disappeared from view.

Two years later, two other prospectors camped in the same general area.  During the night, they were alarmed to see a flickering light going by in the distance.  One of the men insisted it was a tall skeleton carrying a lantern.  A few months later, the men were in Vallecito, California, when another prospector told them of having seen “a wandering stack of bones” in the badlands, carrying a light.  Like Charley, he thought the skeleton was just wandering around pointlessly.

Once talk of this peripatetic skeleton began circulating, more sightings emerged, some of them more reliable than others.  Two men went into the badlands, determined to see the strange being for themselves.  After three nights of hunting it down, they were not disappointed.  They chased after the skeleton as it wandered in the general direction of Fish Mountain.  In his 1940 book of Southwest folklore, “Golden Mirages,” Philip A. Bailey quoted one of the men as saying, “it would gallop up a hill with remarkable energy and then stop and putter around, walking in circles as though undecided what to do.  Then it would stalk majestically down the hill and across the plain, only to end up in some canyon busily tramping around.”  One of the men shot at the strange being, which didn't seem to trouble it in the least.  The men trailed after the skeleton for some three miles before it disappeared from view.  Other visitors to the badlands reported seeing a strange moving glow in the distance, without seeing the skeleton itself.

As for the interesting question of why Borrego was home to a giant wandering skeleton, most prospectors believed it was the spirit of a man who had died searching for the elusive Phantom Mine.  (Bailey commented, “The mine is known to exist, and its exact location is common knowledge, but for some inexplicable reason no one can find it.”)  Others theorized the apparition was of one Thomas “Pegleg” Smith, discoverer of a now-lost gold mine.  A mysterious ball of light has often been seen in the vicinity of Squaw Peak, but opinions vary about whether or not it’s connected to our well-lit bones.

In any case, I now have a strong urge to pack my bags and head back to those badlands for a spot of skeleton-hunting.  Who’s with me?

Friday, February 7, 2025

Weekend Link Dump

 

"The Witches' Cove," Follower of Jan Mandijn


Welcome to this week's Link Dump!

Let's get this show on the road!



Who the hell was Madame Montour?

What the hell is the Baltic Sea Anomaly?

The mystery of some ancient seated burials.

The lineage of Harold Godwinson.

The unsolved murder which inspired a journalism award.

The U.S. Army's largest urban battle.

The clergyman and the poltergeist.

New research on the authors of the Bible texts.

Secret tunnels and a forgotten sketch by Leonardo da Vinci.

The millionaire who wants to create a "new Atlantis."

The most remote operation of the Crimean War.

A chaplain's eccentric personal life.

How Robert Burns became the Scottish national bard.

One of the more obscure members of the Georgian royal family.

Royal pet memorials.

My prediction:  This story gets debunked in 5...4...3...2...

Ancient toilets can be important!

The birth of the America's Cup.

Ancient rock art that tells a story.

The life of a 13th century sultana.

Jane Austen and degrees of separation.

The world's rarest pasta.

The "equation of cat motion," which proves that some physicists have way too much spare time on their hands.

A Parisian jazz queen.

A handy reminder:  You really don't want a proton beam through your head.

An early American code-breaking organization.

The bog body that solved a disappearance.

A case of "bloody butchery."

When tuberculosis was fashionable.

A visit to a Scottish castle.

Speaking of Scotland, they're currently having a spat over an alien abductee's pants.

And there's always the possibility that Alexander the Great became shark food.

The intellectual who tried to commune with angels.

The portrait which may show evidence of the artist's secret child.

Murder at a Pennsylvania City Hall.

The Tucson Artifacts Hoax.

The psychology of the extreme.

Shorter version:  Mars is weird.

We keep reevaluating Edgar Allan Poe.

More ancient beads than you can shake a stick at.

An underwater "lost city."

Two trips that ended tragically.

Self-help advice from a murder suspect.

A 1976 alien abduction.

That's a wrap for this week!  See you on Monday, when we'll meet a very unusual skeleton.  In the meantime, here's Ry Cooder.

Wednesday, February 5, 2025

Newspaper Clipping of the Day

Via Newspapers.com



As I have mentioned a number of times before, some of the damnedest things happen in Wales.  The “South Wales Argus,” August 30, 1946:

An amazing story of a strange creature, half-man and half-horse, said to be haunting Blaenavon in the early hours of the morning, has been reported in detail to the police at Blaenavon. 

Mr. William Henry Davies, age 34, a miner at Kays Slope Colliery, who lives at 1 Forge Row, Cwmavon, has made a signed statement describing how he saw the creature running at terrific speed, apparently frightened by the light from his bicycle. 

The statement says that the incident occurred at 4:50 a.m. on Tuesday, while Mr. Davies was cycling home from work. On Cwmavon Road, near the turning to Twynmawr Road, he saw in the half light of dawn and with the aid of the light of his cycle, a creature which appeared to be a man except that it had a head similar to a small horse, and a flowing mane. 

Until Friday, he was reluctant to tell anyone except his wife about the experience, but on Friday morning decided to make a statement to Blaenavon police. 

Mr. Davies said:  “I have not the slightest doubt about what I saw.  I was riding down the hill and was only five yards from the creature when I saw it.  It was running very fast and my attention was drawn by the long hair which flowed over its shoulders.

“It had a small horse's head, just like that of a colt.  It ran up a side street, apparently to avoid me, and as I pulled up I heard a neigh.  It was not loud, but it was unmistakable.” 

Mr. Davies added that the creature appeared to be wearing a blue suit. When he went home he told his wife, but was afraid to tell his workmates at the colliery because he knew they would laugh at him and he was afraid of earning a nickname which might stick to him all his life. After thinking the matter over, however, he decided it ought to be reported to someone in authority. 

Blaenavon police told a “South Wales Argus” reporter that Mr. Davies had signed the statement, but as yet there is nothing further to be said. The matter is being dealt with in the ordinary way and routine inquiries will be made.

When interviewed by a reporter, Mr. Davies said there was no question of him having been drinking because he was a teetotaler.  In any case he was on his way home from work at the time.  He was satisfied in his own mind about what he saw and described the apparition faithfully in his statement to the police.