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Hey, when a boxing, beer-guzzling cat becomes the subject of litigation, I’m there. The “San Francisco Examiner,” October 21, 1898:
Life has lost its roseate hue for former Senator W. J. Dunn since Bob disappeared. Dunn keeps a saloon on Third street, near Stevenson, and Bob is a big Russian cat with fur as black as Egyptian night except for his white-tipped paws. Bob was last seen about 10 o'clock Wednesday night in the company of Sidney Perry, who is now dodging a warrant held by the police.
Dunn charges Perry with stealing the cat. Bob came from St. Petersburg and was brought to San Francisco by a seafaring friend of Dunn. He is large and fat, but as gentle as a sofa pillow. On shipboard the sailor taught him to spar, and almost every night for a year past Bob has sat on the end of the bar and made uppercuts and jabs at the patrons of the place.
Perry was formerly in the commission business on Stevenson street and rented his office from Dunn. Incidentally he became well acquainted with Bob and taught him the new blows as they came out. Dunn thought the friendship harmless, but now he swears vengeance on the ungrateful. When last seen Bob was tucked snugly under Perry's right arm.
On that same date, the “San Francisco Chronicle” gave further details:
A black cat has crossed the friendship which formerly existed between ex-Senator William J. Dunn and S. Perry, his former business partner, bringing bad luck to the latter.
Dunn and Perry were associated in the ownership of a saloon and poolroom on the corner of Third and Stevenson streets up to a few days ago. They parted then, evidently with mutual amicable feelings, having satisfactorily divided the assets. Among the items which fell to Dunn was a big black Thomas cat, the pet of the saloon and all its patrons, owing to his strange preference for steam beer over skimmed milk. Dunn still owns the saloon, but the black cat is no longer its main attraction. In fact, Dunn alleges that Perry has stolen the feline beer bibber.
His charge took legal form yesterday in the Police Court, when he applied to Judge Mogan for a warrant for the arrest of Perry on the charge that he "embezzled one cat, value $25.” Judge Mogan instructed Dunn to see Assistant Prosecuting Attorney McGovern of Judge Low's court about the complaint. McGovern hesitated about issuing a complaint, on the ground that a cat could not be considered property. He applied for advice to Acting Prosecuting Attorney Mann of Judge Mogan's court, who drew his attention to a decision of the late Police Judge Campbell, which maintained in a somewhat similar case to that of Dunn and Perry that a house cat was ferae naturae--of wild nature--and could not be claimed as a personal belonging by anybody. Despite this authority the warrant against Perry was issued.
On October 26, the “Chronicle” gave an update on this saga:
Bob, the boxing, beer-bibbing black cat that disappeared about a week ago from the saloon of ex-Senator William J. Dunn, on Third street, has not yet come back to its owner. and Sidney Perry, Dunn's former business associate, must now face a trial in Police Judge Mogan's court on a charge of having embezzled the accomplished feline. His case was called yesterday, but owing to the subtle legal possibilities which it presented a continuance was ordered to October 31st.
Perry was arrested on Monday night for the alleged cat embezzlement. It is understood that his defense will be a contention that the cat in controversy is not Dunn's property, in fact, but a wild beast. All cats, according to the theory held by Perry's attorney, are wild beasts, subject to capture by whoever chooses to hunt for them. This line of legal reasoning is not unknown to Police Court jurisprudence. An opinion rendered by the late Judge Campbell in a case where a man poisoned three of his neighbor's cats because of their depredations in his spinach bed contained the ruling that the feline species, whether of the forest or house variety, were ferae natural and not amenable to domestication.
As against this argument Dunn will present expert testimony showing that his lost Bob was tamed to such a degree that he could drink steam beer like a brewery wagon driver and give Sharkey points with the gloves.
Frustratingly, I could not find out how this important and instructive moment in legal history was resolved. What became of the lovely and talented Bob?!?



